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A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.
Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest
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when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
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A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.
"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."
"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."
"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
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but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/
A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
“Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!
"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster