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Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.
I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad
If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.
I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad
Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.
"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?
Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
when your friend is sleeping over and you get really tired and they say they're warm n cozy but you mishear it. to be mormon cozy is to be a happy little camper tucked in bed at 8pm.
example 1: i feel so mormon cozy!
example 2: you get mormon cozy when ur with friend and about to sleep! :D
When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.
I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.