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a very young, but very attractive girl. normally referring to someone at least 10 years younger than yourself or under 18. also can refer to any girl you'd like to hold like a baby.
rihanna is a very nice cradle.
Derived from "izz nice", a phrase from the widley popular film "Borat", jizz nice is used to describe something that is very nice or extremley buff. To describe an action, thing, or person is a very positive way.
"Sik won.......thats jizz nice"
sprut nice is a scandinavian way of saying, directly translated: "squirt nice". Whereas "sprut" is used as an amplifier to give the word "nice" a little more meaning to it.
"what did you think of that movie?"
"it was sprut nice"
When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.
"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".
"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".
"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"
"That's commercial niceness for you".
"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".
There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".
The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.
Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".
Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
the liking or enjoyment of someone else's testicles
nice balls man