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while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.
my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.
When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down
When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw
Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.
Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.
When you perform a good lynching
“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.
“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”
When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.
My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama