beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

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beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.

After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!

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bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

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Beer Coat

The sensation of being so drunk that you can no longer feel the cold.

"Weren't you cold last night?"
"No, I was wearing my beer coat."

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Beer>Religion

The fact that Beer is better than religion for the following 10 reasons.

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
3. Beer has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
6. Beer cant lie to you
7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beers at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.
10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.

Religion sucks. Beer rules.

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Beer Pong

A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it.

Dude 1: Hey man I'll play you in beer pong.
Dude 2: Why? I always kick your ass.
Dude 1: Wow! I never lose.

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beer hymen

when you take your first piss of the night, while out drinking you have broken your beer hymen and will not be able to stop pissing after that.

ollie "i need a piss AGAIN"
ben "youve broken you beer hymen man, no stopping it now!!"

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