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You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.
My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.
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It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.
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definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c
Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.
So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.
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A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
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Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.
Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.
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