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When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"
(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):
Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!
Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"
African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.
- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
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