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A common misspelling of sec x (secant x).
Person 1: sex = 1/cos(x)
Person 2: WTF?!???!!???
Person 1: I meant sec(x) = 1/cos(x)
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1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.
2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.
3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.
4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.
Examples
1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.
(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.
(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.
(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.
(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.
(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.
(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.
(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.
2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.
3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.
(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.
(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.
4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.
(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.
(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.
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Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.
That was from a website
i want to have sex with u all night
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In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into male and female types (or sexes). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.
An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.
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errotic pleasure between
1. a woman and a man, involving vagina and dick,
2. a woman and a woman, involving a vagina and anything they want to put in it, or
3. a man and a man, involving a dick and an asshole.
1. Girl: "I'd take you in my bed, then we would start kissing and our bodies would become closer to each other and I would begin to kiss your neck, then id take off your shirt, and id feel your torso and make sure you really were ripped. Then you would take off my shirt, and id help you with the bra, and youd caress my boobs as I pulled off your pants so that I was on top with you in your boxers. Then I would strip down and be totally nude and shaved, and I would slowly put my hand down your boxers, stimulate your dick, then take off your boxers. Holding your dick you would insert into my vagina, making sure to lightly graze my clit, and you would slowly but surely ease it in. I would hold my breath as you caressed my hips as I came down on you, and you pulled me closer so that we were very tight together, me lying on top of you. I would hold your shoulders for support and thrust my hips forward, being sure to help your dick hit my front wall so that I’m breathing heavily in excitement. We go faster and harder, in and out and your adrenaline is pulsing as we heave. The climax rises for both of us and we both feel the orgasm coming, but we don’t want it to end, so we slow down, breathing hard and catching our breath. then we re-arrange and im half-kneeling and your getting it in doggy-style and this new position hits you and me both in a new way and we bask in the pleasure that rises as you put it in. and out and in and faster and faster until we can't take it any longer and i fucking scream as you cum. we collapse together and hold on tight as we replay the passion and slow our breathing. ya... then we'd be done."
Guy: "thats hott sex"
2. Carrie had sex with Lindsay last night to turn on Joe and Bryan, isnt that retarded?
3. Phil had sex with Paul because they were life partners and loved each other.
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For women:
1. A way to rebel.
2. A way to seduce a man to give her money, jewelry, etc.
3. A way to make a living.
4. A way to get pregnant.
5. A way to celebrate the emotional love between her & her SO (who might very well be a guy who will use her for a ONS).
For men: The funnest thing in the world.
Woman: "Gve me jewelry & I'll let you fuck me".
Man: "Sex is fun".
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1. The type or gender of something
2. To strip down in front of the opposite gender and fuck each other
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