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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH The cannon has fired and hit Scott Sterling directly to the face!
(He's a soccer ninja)
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When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball
1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute
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Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring
I literally didn't do anything and this god-damn soccer mom attacked me.
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A game which was created by a company named D&D Project soul. The main object of the
game is to make your goal like a normal soccer game, but just playing with head and foot. You might
see the game as simple, but when it comes to special attack, you are gonna totally FREAK OUT.
The powers are like just fucking awesome(although some of them are piece of shit), and some of
them are even inspired from animes. LOL
A: Dude, I'm playing 'Head Soccer'.
B: Oh, really? Sweet man, let's play it together.
(five minutes later)
B: Dude this game is boring.
A: ..or IS IT..?!
(game screen shows up that power is full)
(A press the power button.)
(the player makes a shot with his special attack)
B: WHAT THE F**K! Maybe I should have thought about it twice..
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Simply playing a game of soccer with a pair of binoculars. A person can use either end of them to view people as if they're far away or really close.
During lunches we used to play a round of binocular soccer until someone got racked in the nuts.
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A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.
*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer
*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!
*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
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Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!
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