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the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
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sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!
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when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
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When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.
"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"
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When ones testicles and genitalia are dipped in any sort of ink and a male places his ball signature on the back of the females neck subsequently claiming that land as his own.
The true ballgogglian citizen claims his property with a ballgogglian neck stamp, and you shall know she is owned by the unique testicular pattern on nape of her neck and thou shalt not plow a land that hath already been seeded.
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When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.
I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!
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Going over to someones house, dick slapping them, leave a mark, then take a picture, and send it to the makers of C.O.D. and have the caption say "HEAD SHOT".
Oh I Mushroom Stamp FTW that hoe.
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