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An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
to be fearless
sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.
clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.
Derives from a batman comic.
'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'
or
(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
A bet exclusively for boys. The simple terms are that the winner gets to hit the loser in the balls. Very high stakes bet which few dare to take.
Example 1:
Jon: What happened to Max? Why is he on the floor?
Mitch: Oh he just lost a balls bet with me
Example 2:
Austin: Balls bet that I can beat this level.
Ben: Deal.
Austin: *beats level*
Ben: Shit. Wait-not too hard-aaawwwww!
Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.
Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!
When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"