turdus code

a turd tapping against the inside of underwear or pants as excaping from the anus in using morse code "S.O.S "Send Our Shit"

i was walking from the taco joint as my ass was hearing turdus code.

bplap bpal blap puff puff puff blap blap blap

send our shit

4👍 1👎

code-fu

A martial art-like level of skill and mastery in computer programming.

"There are some terrible bugs in this program. His code-fu is weak".
"Nobody uses PASCAL anymore. Your code-fu is obsolete, I'm afraid"
"This guy managed to knock up a smartphone app in two days. His code-fu is strong".

4👍 1👎

code reading

This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"

Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?

4👍 1👎

source code

The human readable part of a program written by a programmer. It is compiled to make a program

That program is awesome. I need to find its source code!

4👍 1👎

The bro code

The bro code is a set of unwritten rules that must be followed by all the boys. You are not taught the bro code through lessons but rather learn it through experience

The Bro code rule #23: bros before hoes

4👍 1👎

Code Black

A state of emergency used when yellow cartoon people screw up bad.

Lenny: code black?! That's the worst colour there is!
No offence there Carl
Carl: it's ok I get it all the time

15👍 9👎

Code Black

What to text a friend when your in a odd situation ie: like a date not going well. This means your friend calls you in five minutes tell you about a family member about to die

I had to call Josh last night after he sent me a code black on his date last night.

24👍 16👎