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- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag
- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with
- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged
- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange
- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara
- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful
- Favourite shop is Primark.
Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.
Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!
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A chavs' electronic tag device on his/her ankle. AKA ASBO medal.AKA Chav parents babysitting dream.
We don`t need to worry about beyoncé running away,we can track her on Chav Nav.
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A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.
"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"
"Eat Salmonella Chav!"
"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"
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Writing in 'Chav Speech' was actually invented for keyboards and typewriters as a means for taking quicker, easier and effective minutes in a meeting. - Original source: Mr J Swift.
Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.
if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
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The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.
(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!
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a girl who wears fake tan, fake af, acts propper popular, more dumb than a 5 year old, disrespectful to any teacher, and most importantly, they pick on students who are smarter than them or are different to them in any way - Ty the fly guy
example: everyone in my school is a chav girl
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well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth
you could train a dolphin thru those luv
cor boy, those earrings r mustard
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