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ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but iโ€™ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didnโ€™t flush tho!

by DangitBob May 3, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost move

Cheating on your partner without their knowing, mainly at night or at a beach

ma lawd, i gern on dat ghost move, way down by sally sue, who all just me and you, wha we ga do...ROOM FOR 2!!!

by bahamian ghost writer February 9, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost poo

A poo excreted in which requires no whiping afterwards, seeming as though it didnt occur in the first place.

A ghost poo usually tends to be hard (no smearing) and thick causing the anal rectum to enlarge and expand wide enough that it doesnt touch the hole, or the cheeks.

Andy thanked higher forces somewhere beyond our world knowing he was lucky that no wiping was required today for his grandfather Ernest. Ernest had a "ghost poo."

by Casbar Gomez January 16, 2004

90๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost text

When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.

Spoooooky.....

Yay I got a text!!! Huh? No I didn't...but I heard it. Must've been a ghost text.

by tis just me August 30, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost hunter

A man who is determined in accomplishing the feat of ghost bust see Ghost buster and Ghost Job. This hunter has stalked his prey (the ho he is about to bust) and figured out that she is basically down for anything, i mean anything. see tennesee two step or even the alabama hot pocket and you will know. But anyway..this hunters main goal is to seek out the bitch who is down to geej him out (geej, pronouned geee-jah, which is another word for ghost job) and finally become a ghost buster. but like ALWAYS picture evidence is needed or you will be just be known as that punk ass bitch ass mofo danny phantom see the actual definition..not those wack ones about that channel 47 (if you have normal cable or cox) cartoon.

Ghost Hunter: Ive been following this ghost bitch for about two weeks now. I saw her do the alabama hot pocket so i know that she is widdit, basically im about to bust this ho.

Hunter protege: You think she is down for the job of all jobs?

Ghost Hunter: i can feel it. i even got this polaroid camera to snap a quick shot of the geejacobra and ill post that shit on google. i aint no god damn danny phantom

Hunter protege: damn, youre good.

Ghost Hunter: Fuck yeah, im in the busting business

by Dr. Cock, BakedBoB December 22, 2011

46๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost hunt

An amazing light novel by Fuyumi Ono and manga and anime by Shiho Inada.

Ghost Hunt follows the adventures of Kazuya Shibuya, the president of the Shibuya Psychic Research Center (SPR) and Taniyama Mai, a first year high school student. The story begins during an exchange of ghost stories between Mai and her friends, who are interrupted twice: first by a mysterious "male student" and then by a fellow classmate, who warns them of how their ghost stories attract spirits.

While out walking, Mai sees the building that all the ghost stories surround and decides to go in. As she is about to touch a camera she found in the middle of the room, a man stops her and ends up injuring himself. Mai is then forced to work as a stand-in assistant for the man, an employee of the "male student," who was hired to study the "paranormal" events occurring at the school. Mai nicknames this "student" "Naru" for his narcissistic attitude. Naru owns a paranormal investigation company SPR and Mai eventually earns a part-time job at SPR after assisting with the first case. The more involved Mai becomes with Naru, the more she learns about herself and her feelings towards him.

Along with Shibuya's assistant, Lin, the SPR also finds itself assisted by a monk (Houshou Takigawa aka Bou-san), a shrine maiden (Ayako Matsuzaki), a famous psychic (Hara Masako), a young, Australian Catholic Priest (John Brown), and, later on in the series, a third year high school student (Osamu Yasuhara) who works as an assistant beside Taniyama Mai.

Taken from Wikipedia

Fan girl 1 : Oh my god I love Ghost Hunt it is my absolute FAVOURITE anime!!
Fan girl 2 : Oh my god me too!! I like Bou-san!
Fan girl 1 : Eww..

by Koneko chii August 9, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost on skis

Someone who is completely and utterly useless; one whose existence is nonsensical or has no point.

Drew: Damn, dude, your mom doesn't do shit around here.
JD: Yeah, she's a real ghost on skis.

by UniqueMoniker January 30, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž