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miss maria reynolds

the hottest of them all
oh she also had a sexual affair with alexander hamilton for 3 years so yeah

damn, that girl's almost as hot as miss maria reynolds.

by hot gal February 27, 2017


maria del mar

Girl’s name. Basically means “ prettiest, hottest and baddest bitch ever”. Not that common, but mostly used in Spain. Points for originality.
If u ever met a María del Mar, love her, respect her cuz she’ll beat your ass and probably take revenge, and most important: admire her. Smart ass bitch and sexiest gurl.

-“Maria del Mar is such a queen”
-“Yeah i know, have you seen those thighs?”

by candelaria333_ November 23, 2021


maria full of grace

It's when someone sneaks into the United States with cocaine bullets into their gastrointestinal system, and gets paid shit.
This is the only people come in with drugs from other countries, and the airports cannot catch them or arrest them.

I'm going to Colombia to do maria full of grace, I'll see you in 7 days, mate. :0)

by californiawyne July 11, 2009

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Anna Maria College

A small Catholic college located in Paxton Massachusetts. It is said that the campus is haunted by many people who have lived on campus. The food, although surprisingly catered by Aramark the sole provider of food for the Red Sox, is the worst around for any college menu. Thursday nights are the most livliest nights for this small suburban college, as 90% of the campus gets intoxicated. Usually people go to other nearby schools, for example WPI,UMASS, or Worc. St. to party once they get sick of AMC.

Anna Maria College is like a highschool all over again.

by urbandevil1286 November 9, 2006

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Dirty Maria Sanchez

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.

Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

by aleiro May 10, 2009

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Villa Maria Girls

You girls are rediculous. These definitions are rediculous. I graduated from The Academy of Notre Dame but was also a Villa Maria student at one point in time. I obviously enjoyed the Notre Dame community WAY more than Villa and yes I'll side with ND first over everything, but in all seriousness..don't post some stupid definition busting on Notre Dame. Last time I checked these are supposed to define "Villa Maria Girls" not Notre Dame. You wanna know what a Villa girl is...She's a private all-girls schoolgirl who is just like the rest of us. We all wear north face, popped collars, pearls, and ribbons. I have friends from Villa and they're great. All the little assholes posting this shit "villa vs. nd (or whoever else)" are obviously very young because when it comes down to it...a lot of us are actually friends. We've grown together and partied together. So underclassmen: get over your bullshit.

ND girl: We're getting a keg you guys wanna go in on it with us?
Villa girl: We'll be over in ten minutes.

by NDpride March 19, 2005

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Sila Maria Pinto

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 26, 2009

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