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It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.
I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese
1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
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The act of taking a huge shit in the middle of a pull-out sofa bed in a hotel room and then collapsing it back into a sofa and replacing the cushions as a gift for the cleaning service
we have to check out fast, I left the maid a Pull-out Burrito and the room is gonna start to stink soon
n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia
One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.
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The act of:
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
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A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.
I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.
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A young hippie who has just been accepted into a tribe of variable people.
to be a burrito sniffer you must fit the description below
long blonde hair
single
magical earings
royalty of somesort
It can also mean a female who sniffs asian/back people for money.
boy: did u hear about that burrito sniffer?
therapist: yeah apparently she joined the cracjkheaad tribe
boy: wiered i thought she would join mine?
Boy: didyou hear about the new burito sniffer in town?
therapist:Yeah she sniffed my burrito just the right way!
boy: i wish i was black
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