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When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone
My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone
Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation
to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*
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Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.
Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?
Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.
Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."
When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.
Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.
That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!