Uncle boing

a guy that rejects a girl name maya because he’s 3 years older than her

Uncle boing defined for someone who says “ i’m still 3 years older then you maya“

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The Frog's Uncle

The act of squishing one's balls against a glass surface
like a car windscreen or a sliding door

look Dwayne has passed out in his car, lets give him the frog's uncle.

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Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

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Uncle Ron

A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.

That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
uncle tom sell out cult tom cruise scientology anonymous idiot sucker scam xenu

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Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

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uncle woman

A woman who goes along with anything that man wants to do, just to stay in, or for her kids, or for money.

Sharon Stone is the quintessential uncle woman of Hollywood.

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Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

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