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An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.
Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?
Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!
Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!
When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.
When building a new computer:
- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there
A term popularized by the youtube channel, Anime Balls Deep meaning any logic utilized usually within Shonen Anime to justify the existence or possibility of a certain thing while using existing theories or particular aspects of real life Science.
With his degree in A.B.S(Anime Bullshit Science), John could tell Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto's mangaka, through Naruto Uzumaki's Baryon mode was referencing nuclear fusion.
A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.
Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.
verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.
"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"
Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.
Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'
Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page
All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.
Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."
Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me