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A term created during a PTFO livestream. PTFO stands for play the fucking objective. A german tight rope is when a man poops in a line and a girl drags her vagina across it.
Want to do the German tight rope, baby?
Yeah!
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It's what you have when you never take it up the ass.
Jerry: "Sup man you made it out of prison alive."
George: "Yeah, but I lost my water tight seal..."
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A guy who plays defense in basketball with a level of intensity far too intense for everyone else in the game.
After realizing I was being guarded by Tight D Guy I decided to fake an injury and leave the game.
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when something is outrageous or as an exclamation
Hold tight Julia, I can't find my keys.
Hey man, can I have that data.
WOWA Hold tight Julia, its coming.
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The phrase 'tight like a night' was secretly developed in 1943 by exiled German scientists working on the Manhattan Project. It is used in order to convey a situation of exponential, overwhelming, and ultimate tightness.
While akin to tight like prom night, tight like a night conveys way more tightness in a personal way by allowing the user the freedom to envision their ownparagon of tightness. (which may or may not have been prom night because you have to see your grandma and have like 80 picture taken and that's not tight)
'tight like a motherfuckin night' can also be used in extreme circumstances if TLAN proves insufficient
"Hey Bro, If I ever jumped out of the 80th story of an exploding building and caught a frisbee in my mouth while having a five-way with four hot bisexual chicks on the way down and then landed safely in a huge pile of super chronic weed and winning scratch-off tickets that Snoop Dogg had put there... that'd be tight like a night"
"Speed 2 starring Sandra Bullock and the disease known as AIDS are definitely not tight like a night"
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A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.
Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man
Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
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1.A body conscious adolescent male utilized by men of varying socio-economical backgrounds for stimulation. Endlessly customizable, a TLB skill set typically includes: advanced libido detection, high levels of anal retention, tiptop spinnability, bottomless sin reservoir, hungers for it.
2. A tightly packed morsel.
3. A fleshy multi-tool reared to achieve absolute owner satisfaction.
Check out the TLB on the back of that Harley. Nice hogware.
(Tight Little Buddy)
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