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making a pocket pussy out of ground beef, jack off into it, and then eat it
damn i’m feelin like making a pound cake mmmmmmm
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A reference to the violence within the American prison industrial complex, pound house is commonly used as a noun describing the actual violence within prisons utilized by both guards and inmates.
The pound house lies in the future for all American convicts.
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an answer to any sexual inuendo said in a northern english voice "five pounds" can be said whilst rubbing your bended legs . Think it comes from a combination of vic reeves rubbing his legs and mark and lard ex radio 1 DJ saying "5 pounds" ...prolific in the midlands
builder "the scaffolding has been erected"
surveyor "5 pounds" can be whilst rubbing legs
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Basically every action associated with fat gamer weebs, often used to refer to stereotypical things this category of people do daily.
-Bob just posted something about 2D women being Better than 3D women, what does that even mean?
-forget about it, that's 500 pound activity.
The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!
At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!
The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.
b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.