The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
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Iβve Struck Oil! When a man and a woman are engaged in a reverse 69, where the man is on top, he thrusts his cock so far into the females mouth that it goes through the back of her throat. As the blood fills in her mouth, the thrusting cock will cause it to erupt up the shaft and out of the womanβs mouth, similar to when oil bursts from an oil drill. Upon the blood erupting the man yells βIβve struck oil!β.
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something
Tim: whatβs up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.
Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled βIβve struck oil!β
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?
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1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.
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Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
I fucked her ass so hard, she erupted like a texas oil field.
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verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole
excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?
yes u can sir $100.
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An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.
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Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman
Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!
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