Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

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Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

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Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

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Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

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Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

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Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

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shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

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