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When you go out both Friday and Saturday during the weekend.
Xavier are we doing las vegas this week?
No, I'm a fucking nerd, going to stay at home.
The place Gus Sorola really doesn't wanna go to
Burnie: "We're only 5 hours away from Las Vegas"
Gus: "I'm not going to Vegas, don't talk about Vegas!"
When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.
Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...
Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...
Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!
Adult 2: RADICAL!
A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?
The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)
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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from
Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous