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Someone who plays rugby usual what people who play football (soccer) call them
England won the egg chaser world cup
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Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.
Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.
Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.
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1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.
2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.
1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.
2) Alrate me owd poo egg!
Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?
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The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.
"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"
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When you are high and begin a story or sentence ( depending on how far gone you are) and half way through realize that you completely went off topic and are now completely confused and realize that everyone who is still listening to you is really confused or trying not to look at you like you're an annoying lunch box who got too high again.
And then he came around the corner,.. but before that I had a sandwich in my hand, oh and earlier I had made it with peanutbutter and mayonnaise which most people dont know that its really good together, those two things, and so then my sister.. um.. uh.. wait...I dont know man, forget it I'm Make'n Eggs
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1. To change words with the prefix -ex into words with the prefix -egg.
2. To make a egg reference in your sentence/s.
This an awesome and totally addicting way to make the best out of a serious and boring situation.
Observe..
Boy: Hey I like that flavour of chips. They are so nice!
Girl: That's egg-actly why I got them.
Boy: Hahaha... you crack me up!
Girl: Didn't you know, I'm an egg-pert at this?
Boy: You are my egg-ify egg-pertise.
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eggcorn or egg corns are the mistaken name for acorns. The term means any long held mistaken saying.
eg 1. - Crimean River - "Oh, you have problems, crimean river" (mistaken thought that somthing bad happend during the crimean war, by a river!)
mentioned on Adam and Joe's radio show.
Egg Corn eg 2. - My condiments to the chef - "That food was lovely, my condiments to the chef" (mistaken thought that: If food is really good then you send the unneeded seasonings back to the chef!)
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