The only penis smaller than a baby penis
Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis
Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis
The hairless half inch that will make you cry
Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus