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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013


Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.

Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.

by KWOW3 December 20, 2016


Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020


Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017


monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023


Monkey Sanchez

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.

Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”

by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022


Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 2, 2021