Take the rag off the bush

This is an old country expression which
denotes something outrageous,going above and beyond the ordinary -- surpasses everything.

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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.

Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!

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Falling off the bone

When your weed is super dry and crumbles off of the stem easily.

This weed is falling off the bone

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suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

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rave-off

This term is used by people who have never gone to a rave (or dance party or doof) but try to pass for someone that has and is desperately looking for approval and inclusion in a new social circle.

"Do you go to rave-offs?"

"I love going to a rave-off"

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fucked off for a bad joke

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.

1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"

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running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.

charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.

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