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The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
...
"Yesterday."
the act of removing everybody from your friend list, excluding those of Caucasian descent
see: racist
Dennis: That's it, I'm pulling a friend list white out. Can't stand you people anymore.
Shou: Hey, have you been getting any of my messages?
Kaitlyn: Oh, sorry, Shou, I went through a FLWO recently! My bad.
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Performing badly at any task, especially at work, because of being hungry.
This term is derived from a Snickers commercial that originally aired during Superbowl XLIV.
Boss: Joe, you were supposed to have this done an hour ago.
Joe: Sorry, boss. I was in a hurry this morning and I skipped breakfast, so now I'm playing like Betty White.
A hidden agenda item.
Used as adding an item to an agenda in white font so it is included in the topics to discuss, but not readily apparent.
At the end of a meeting: Now that we've addressed the agenda we circulated, let's discuss the white font agenda items.
Planning for a meeting: The agenda looks good, but I've added some white font agenda items that I will also bring up to discuss.
It says it in the name. It’s a red neck paradise with only 6 black kids in the whole school. It’s also a dippers paradise pull out your tobanhagen becuase it’s dipping time.
I go to white county middle school and I dip.
A YouTuber who is well known for his coverage on the Gabby Petito case. He spends a lot of time helping his community, and helping motivate at risk youths to do better in life. White Boy Lockdown Radio is also known for working out, his very toned body, and is a very attractive man.
Did you see White Boy Lockdown Radio today? He is looking very handsome.
White Boy lockdown Radio did a great job with Gabby Petitos memorial!
brunette with a face familiar enough that you'll swear you know her, but when she tells you her name is Jennifer you'll still call her Jessica; can be found congregating in line for coffee or another throw pillow, typically complaining about her first world problems. Can't do anything for themselves, so be wary of their friendship. And if you date one, be ready for some passive aggressive quotes on social media relaying their real and telling thoughts about your relationship or their current mood.
Guy: Look at Stephanie over there, coming in late with her venti iced coffee
Girl: Her name is Tiffany
Guy: Psh, What a basic ass white girl
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