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Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman July 06, 2013


Mighty Brown

The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds

Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!

by MightyBrownMan December 07, 2022


Joe Brown Special

We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end

Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!

by James324 March 12, 2017


Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022


Bristol brown

Realllllly hot would most def make out with

She’s got that must be bristol brown

by Julian... May 11, 2022


i hate the browns

this sentence could mean two different things that are completely unrelated

1. Browns, referring to African or people who are brown.

I hate the browns.*

2. The better sentence, “I hate the browns”, browns referring to the NFL team

*God, I hate the browns. The players suck and the mascot is dumb”.

FUCK YOU BROWNS. I HATE THE BROWNS. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO ROB ME - The racist way

FUCK YOU BROWNS WITH YOUR ASS TEAM HOW DID YOU STILL BEAT US

by the rizz god November 13, 2023


Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020