(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds
Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!
We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end
Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!
The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
Realllllly hot would most def make out with
She’s got that must be bristol brown
this sentence could mean two different things that are completely unrelated
1. Browns, referring to African or people who are brown.
“ I hate the browns.*
2. The better sentence, “I hate the browns”, browns referring to the NFL team
*God, I hate the browns. The players suck and the mascot is dumb”.
FUCK YOU BROWNS. I HATE THE BROWNS. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO ROB ME - The racist way
FUCK YOU BROWNS WITH YOUR ASS TEAM HOW DID YOU STILL BEAT US
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there