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Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.

I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.

by 12 Monkeys April 5, 2022


Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

by just what i needed May 19, 2010


absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020


Monkey on her back

a difficult issue.

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

by Arminkshipper July 10, 2024


Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021


Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021


Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.

John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant

by jdogg00 June 19, 2015