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Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didnโ€™t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 3, 2020

84๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

by squiggatron April 22, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


No one give 1 fuck what yo name mean

Yo ass really thought we gon read that shit? @713.drizzo

โ€œOmg my name describes me so perfectly ๐Ÿฅฐ everyone def gon wanna read thisโ€
โ€œGirl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name meanโ€

by @713.drizzo November 23, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 15, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021


tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 17, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž