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Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.
Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.
Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."
Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?
An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo