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wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
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someone who speaks without the neccessary brain functions required proir to speaking
The fundimentalists are running off at the mouth again with their dribble dick hatered
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Peeing on a bed that does not belong to you, and make up a ridiculous excuse for it later on.
Oh my god man, she totally pulled off a Karen last night!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!
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checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan
girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"
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Something you would say to your brother or son when
Seinfeld is about to come on. Turn that shit off, boy, hurry before Seinfeld comes on; that show is gay
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A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
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When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off
Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
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