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Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.
Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."
The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.
Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...
Niggas that slap eachother with they dick and ejaculate in eachother mouth
Me and “The friend group”enjoy some of our free time playing 2k terraria Minecraft and mortal Kim at but 90% of the time they be ejaculating in each others mouth
Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
A friend you chat up with occasionally
I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .
When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.
Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.