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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one
friend 2 - yea me too
friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year
friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
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its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas
*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*
i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda