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Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large
Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small
Harry: I agree
A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it
Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper
A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.
S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5