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A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia
Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey
A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
It's Time to get freaky!!
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!