covid queen

Someone who spreads Coronavirus without any regard for anyone else.

Donald Trump is holding mass rallies without masks in hotspots. He's such a Covid Queen.

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COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

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COVID-25

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

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covid-19

A flase flag created in conjunction between global militaries and governments as a form of global mass sterilization.

Make sure to avoid touching your face you might catch covid-19......

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Covid-♾

When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.

While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.

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Covid-🇭🇰

When Hong Kong is politically being taken advantage of by China during the pandemic crisis, as the Chinese Communists passed a “security law” to weaken its Western-style political system following months-long pro-democracy protests that had plagued the city.

With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before deteriorating into a coma.

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COVID-19

A virus primarily tasked with giving the Earth a breath of clean air for a couple of months.

News Reporter : For the first time since centuries ago, the skies of Earth are clean all thanks to COVID-19.

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