A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"
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Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"
"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*
A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.
Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.
When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day
After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.