hard attack

An unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Excess blood flow to the penis causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.

"I heard that Nick took seven Viagras to make sure that his dick-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor."

Barack Attack

The act of swatting a fly awesomely

Hot damn you Barack Attacked that fly

Gash Attack

An epileptic type of state a man slips into after too much perving on hot girls.

"Fuck man! Check out all the hot chicks down on the beach! If we go down there one of us is bound to have a gash attack!"

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

tity attack

when a chick whyles out

girl;(cussin the boy out)
boy on the phone ( yo my gurl ova hea havin a tity atack she ova hea whylin)

Mac attack

A mac attack is when you've eaten any regular meal at a MacDonalds restaurant. And when that meal is fully digested, ofcourse you've got to go to the toilet. Your toilet's sanitary will be severely compromised after that.

'Man I feel really really crappy after eating all that Macdonnalds food, better do a Mac Attack on the toilet'

sneak attack

A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.

"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."