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bald fox

A hot chick with a bald pussy

Did u see that bald fox she is fine

by Bald fox October 17, 2017


disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room

the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald

by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017


bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 25, 2016


Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022


Bald Kenneth

This name means that this man is a very sexy man with a long cock! This term means that this man is either bald or buzzcut, and at any time is ready to rail every woman in town. Kenneth is a very yummy man with a bald head and poon!

Hey man it’s another bald Kenneth again!

by Laurencewilliamscumsock January 26, 2021


bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener March 2, 2012


bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti

"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"

by Zaino89 June 7, 2024

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