When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party
The door way bandit strikes again, bet you donβt know who I am
A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.
Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.
Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
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A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.
I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.
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a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman
my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit
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Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.
Honesty box bandit's work:
Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...
(all written within a few seconds of each other)
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A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.
Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"
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