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The particle accelerator of pussy, the atomic detonation of sexiness, the thiccest (even more than Big Chungus) mother fucker alive, and that's meant literally, he has fucked your mom more times that you can't even fucking count to the Goddamn number. He is believed to have invaded Europe during the Black Death Era, little do the people know, he WAS the Black Death, he fucked the people do hard they developed blisters of cum all over their body, eventually the 'lucky' people would die, but He Who Shall Not Be Named was happy, and so he disappeared, till now that is...
"Oh no, is that Cody?"
"DON"T SAY HIS NAME"
*Cody Kangas Intensifies*
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One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.
Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”
Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”
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When the state champion in tennis de evolves into a manager of a college tennis social media account.
Man- he pulled a dirty cody and broke all of our hearts
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When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer
Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall
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A YouTuber who commits to daily uploads only to stop uploading after two videos.
That guy is such a General Cody HD, he literally uploads once a month.
Cody is a uni-sex name but, it is rare for a girl to be called Cody so the personality is good, but rare to find.
Cody is a female that is kind, gentle and loving.
She does have many guys out for so many she doesn't know what to do with them... She thinks she's not the realation ship type but when it comes to the right one she prooves herself wrong. She is a random girl into random things, loved by everyone she meets. She hates drama, just the word of it can cause discomfort.... but she is surrounded by it. She is so funny and beautiful... and anybody who is a friend of a girl cody are not just lucky.... their like the chosen ones of GOD.
Guy 1: DUDE that chick is BANGABLE......
Guy 2: she's not just bangable she's beautiful! she's not like any other girl i have seen or known before...
Guy 1: Her name is definatelly Cody (teenaged Girl).
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Just ask her.
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Cody Fo-Shozy has no boundaries. He is a true nigga hidden amongst the crackers. When he walks in the room, bitches clothes just melt off of them.
Why you may ask? well it is simply because that motha fucka fucks volcanoes!
Dat motha fucka Cody Fo-Shozy dick so hot he fucks volcanoes! what it is!
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