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1. A song made famous by the Eagles; one of the most recognizable songs of their career.
2. One of the few songs to give me nightmares as a child due to the imagery the song induced.
3. One of my all-time favorite songs by ANY band.
To me, the song represents a first time using drugs that goes HORRIBLY wrong.
Allow me to clarify. In the first verse, the lines "There she stood in the doorway / I heard the mission bell / And I was thinking to myself / This could be heaven or this could be hell" is where he meets the woman who introduces him to this new drug and convinces him to use it. The next lines "Then she lit up a candle / And she showed me the way" is where she actually helps him to use this drug, as he's unfamiliar with it.
In the third verse, the high takes a fast turn for the worse. "In the master's chambers / They gathered for the feast / They stab it with their steely knives / But they just can't kill the beast" marks where the hallucinations take a darker, frightening turn.
"Last thing I remember / I was running for the door" is his natural reaction of trying to escape the horror. "I had to find the passage back / To the place I was before" is the futility of trying to escape the place his mind was dragged to.
"'Relax,' said the night man / 'We are programmed to receive / You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave'" are the final lines to the song, and feed into the paranoia the drugs have induced along with the hallucination.
Hotel California gave me nightmares as a child.
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When a dude shits on you then you lick his nuts and then fuck his dog. Afterwards you take the shit and shove it back up asshole.
Person one:I love to do the California snickerdoodle
Person two:Wow that’s just weird dude
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The process of combining the California Crab Dangler and the Pasadena Mudslide. Start to tea bag your partner in the mouth while taking a shit on their neck. Then, move your ass down to their chest while still shitting.
Bob gave Mindy a wet California Suplex.
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"the congestion of the nasal cavity after a long night of skiing and never leaving the bathroom"
"A cold in the middle of july"
"what you get from hanging out with kate moss"
"the reason you can't sleep at night" "snifflesniffle"
"A cool way to loose weight"
"year long sniffles"
"Cocaine in your mustache"
"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"
"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"
"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "
"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"
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A roblox game about wanna be cops that try to act like there professional
Jack: “Have you played the that game Blythe California on roblox?”
Nick: “For a minute! As soon as I joined there were cops that tried to search me and started saying police codes as if they were real cops! LOL”
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a place in california location is 38°7'21"N 120°16'54"W
Caleeifornia dudes need a place to kick back, try jupiter california!!
There is Gold in hills back of jupiter, south of big trees park in california (about 30 miles as crow flys).
bring lunch eat fresh.....
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The kind of guy who was once cool but moves to Los Angeles around age 30 under the auspices of a UCLA graduate program and rebels against his parents, society, and traditional values for the very first time in his life. After his first ever encounter with a woman, Mr. California immerses himself in retrograde sociopolitical ideologies and affects a taste for lame lo-fi music. He consciously begins to speak with an unrealistically heavy California accent and is careful to sprinkle conversations with references to Noam Chomsky and Naomi Klein. Mr. California makes it a point to speak at a higher register than everyone else, which he attempts to mitigate with stylistic usage of the word “fuck.” On the rare occasion that you receive an incoming call from Mr. California, your first inclination is to cast your cell phone into the East River.
Guy #1:
That album is so fuckin’ superlative, so trans--fuckin--cendent, really. I can’t wait for Elliot Smith to come through town again. He’s hella relevant, dude.
Guy #2:
He died almost eight years ago, Mr. California.
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