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Noun. The kind of cancer that kills you. Death cancer is easily distinguished from other types of cancer because it causes death.
1. Bitch would have survived, but she had that death cancer.
2. Death cancer has been shown to cause symptoms of death in those that have it.
3. Do not take Cialis if there is a family history of death cancer.
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Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
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A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
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When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.
"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"
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Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*
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a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death
Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.
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When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.
"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"
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