cop car

Greatest used vehicle known to man as long as it wasn't a K-9 unit and has less than 100,000 miles

did u see that awsome cop car?!?!

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yellow car

A declaration made upon seeing a yellow car. Believed that for every car you see and call out first you will be obtain 5 more minutes of sex in your life. May cause extreme competitiveness between associates, possibly resulting in anger and violence.

Friend 1: Hey is that a...
Friend 2: YELLOW CAR!
Friend 1: Damnit! (punches Friend 2 in arm)

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muscle car

A car worthy of being called and not just a little piece of shit that was wound up at the fact 7-8 million times before being released into the American Market.

Muscle Car: 5.7L --- Sounds nice, is nice, is fast, bye bye rice.

Riceburner: 1.6L --- sounds like shit, is shit, is slow, shit i lost.

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car-parazzi

A group of teenagers and adults that spans the United States and several countries. They photograph and film luxury and high-end exotic cars and post them on a website, car-parazzi.com.

-"Hey, why are they chasing that Ferrari?"
-"Oh, they're just car-parazzi."

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car salesman

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

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car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

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Muscle Car

Before you can play hate on imports, you have to see a real tuner. Not a civic, corolla, camry, silvia, focus, or anything like that. Usually tuners don't have many fancy aftermarket brands put on the side, and they'll always kill rice burners with all the stickers. Tuners include supras, evos, skylines, stis, 3000gts, rx7s, and S2000s.

Muscle cars aren't always poor handling, gas guzzling sports cars, at least not the newer ones. Those that say imports suck are the ones who those air scoops that do nothing more than block the view. Or it could be one of those who think they can drift because the car slides like a bitch. Tuners do NOT need massive engines to drift. Some of the older muscle cars were Skylarks, Mustangs , Camaros/firebirds, or chargers. Today's muscle cars are mostly Mustangs, Camaros, or Challengers.

Camaro driver: Hey, how did you beat that 69 mustang?
3000GT driver: The race had turns, but I still was on his ass on the straights.
Camaro driver: It's so foolish for muscle cars to challenge tuners to race with turns, I'm gonna mod my suspension.

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