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when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.
I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.
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The act of taking the filter out of a cigarette butt, heating it up, sliding up the plastic sleeve of a pack of cigarettes, sticking it through the plastic and light the other end of the paper on fire. The rule of gravity doesn't apply and the smoke from the paper burning will fall down like a waterfall.
Person 1: Wanna see a Chinese Waterfall?
Person 2: I don't know...
Person 1: *pulls out a pack of cigarettes and creates the waterfall* Thats a Chinese Waterfall.
Person 2: That's cool!
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an asain gurl puts on a batman coustume and rips the guys ass open and crawls inside. once inside the gurl takes a shit and then the guy take another girl and dropkicks her; while the 2nd girl is getting dropkicked the asain gurl comes out of the guyys ass with all of the shit and blood
Oh hay! Maybe at the penis party at Joe's tonight we can try a chinese dropkick, with that new exchange student.
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The act of wrapping fireworks around your penis and lighting them off.
In Jackass, Johnny Knoxville decided to do a Chinese Newyear.
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When you dip your dick in sweet and sour sauce and tell your woman it's a chinease buffet.
Man: How about some Chinese tonight?
Woman: Oh, that sounds wonderful! What were you thinking?
Man: How about some *unzips pants* Chinese Chicken?
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An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls
"Hello"
"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?"
"What the fuck dude?"
"You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!"
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A nickname for the Covid-19 Virus. Many claim it to be offensive or racist, these people forget that the Spanish Flu was named after a place where it DIDN'T originate.
Kyle: "Bro Kyle got the Chinese Virus!"
Kyle: "You can't say that, DAS RACIST!"
Kyle: "Why the fuck are we all named Kyle?"
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