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Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.

Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.

by GrandpaButch June 23, 2010


zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 16, 2012


Gamer Conversation Syndrome

There are many parts to this syndrome.

-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.

-Lack of skills with women.

-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.

-An inability to move out their parent's house

-Always trying to be alpha

-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances

-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality

-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game

The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!

by please enter your username January 17, 2022


conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again

As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?

by Louskilou October 3, 2015


Conversation Amnesia

Conversation amnesia - having the same conversation more than once because you can't remember bringing up the topic before.

I forgot that you had tattoos... Duh! Conversation Amnesia.

by Iceberg_Jim March 29, 2016


A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!

Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024


Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 6, 2024