how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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What Was He Cooking?

A phrase in gaming used to depict confusion on what a specific player was trying to do due to said player's action not making much sense. Another way of saying: "What was his plan there?"

(Originates from the thumbnail of the Thanos YouTube Video from New Rockstars that turned into a meme.)

*player does something unbelievably stupid with complete intention and loses because of it*

"What was he cooking?"

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Let that boy Cook

Allowing someone (male or female) to proceed to get their swag on (do them) by ceasing your hatred (hating); So that they may peacefully go about their activities that which excited your anger. This phrase was created by Lil B aka BasedGod former member of a music group called The Pack.

Person 1: SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! *Dancing to Lil B music*

Person 2: Omg!

Person 3: What happened?

Person 2: Why does he keep doing that dancing and yelling "swag"?

Person3: Man, let that boy cook!

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Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

Let me cook

Let me do my thing or give me time to.

Person 1: You take so long to get ready.
Person 2: Let me cook.

Or maybe a more general way of using it would be things starting to come your way. The phrase ‘let me cook’ could be used as you’re telling everyone let me do my thing give me time and you’ll see.

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let him cook

Let the rizzler do his rizzin.

What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.

Person 1: BROO I think Jake is bout to pull that smokeshow! Imma go support him.

Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.

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Line Cook Slurry

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!